If you’re alive and breathing on February 9th, there is one thing, and only one thing, that should be on your mind — National Pizza Day!
Perhaps THE most popular food on the face of the Earth, pizza comes in an infinitely many shapes, sizes, flavors and forms and is guaranteed to be the life of the party.
Whether you prefer fresh or frozen, baked or grilled, vegetarian or piled high with meat or deep dish or thin crust, there’s really no wrong way to enjoy this food holiday.
How To Celebrate National Pizza Day
Celebrate by folding your favorite slice of New York-style or dishing up a heaping mass of Chicago-style ‘za — and make sure to use #NationalPizzaDay and/or #PizzaDay when posting your saucy snaps on social media.
Below: Our idea of infinite perfection… Gaze deeply into the eye of the pizza and watch as your soul is unveiled before your eyes!
If you’re not already familiar with the Walking With Giants YouTube channel, prepare to have your mind blown into extremely and totally beyond miniature pieces (slices?)!
National Pizza Day Playlist
Do you hear that?
It sounds like our National Pizza Day playlist calling your name! No, wait… it’s Dean Martin singing “That’s Amore”!
With over 2700+ (inexplicit) tracks, this is by far our most adventurous undertaking thus far.
Really, who knew there were THAT many songs about pizza?!
(Really Bad) Pizza Jokes
Q: What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?
A: Little Seizures
Q: What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?
A: A pepper-only pizza!
I burned my Hawaiian pizza today…
I guess I should’ve put the oven on a-loha setting
Good jokes are like pizza.
This is not a pizza.
The new CEO of a company comes into work one day determined to turn things around.
Trying to prove herself to the employees, she looks around the office and sees a guy leaning against a wall doing nothing.
She approaches the guy and asks him, “What do you think you’re doing?”
The man replies, “Just killing time, waiting to get paid.”
The CEO is furious, “What do you make a week?”
The man tells her, “About $200.”
The CEO pulls out a wad of cash and hands the man $400. “There’s your two weeks, now get out of here!”
After the man leaves she turns to her employees and asks, “What do you think about that?”
One of the employees stands up and says, “I think he just got the largest tip he’s ever gotten on a single pizza.”